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What's your real name?
SAM

How tall are you?
5'2! I'm a shortstack. Makes reaching things DIFFICULT esp at work

What's your natural hair color?
Dark chocolate brown

What's your eye color?
Olive green/gray. They've got a darker ring around the iris

What's your orientation?
Sam-oriented B)

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I am recently taken by my best friend!

What do you do in your spare time?
If I had my little way I'd sit around and draw and SLEEP and eat like I used to BUT RECENTLY I've been trying to get healthy, so my free time is spent walking and less on the internet.

What's your job or occupation?
I work with animals!

What do you like about yourself?
This is a tough question.. I guess I like that I try to be pretty open-mined and tolerant and I'm learning to make necessary changes in my life. I try to be a good/supportive friend and keep things fun and light. I also like that I can draw!

What do you dislike about yourself?
On the other hand, I also get irritated/angry/anxious very easily, and tend to burn hot and can hold grudges for a while. I can also get very jealous and little kid upset when it comes to having different tastes/interests than people close to me (which I know is so juvenile, believe me I know). I'm also very lazy and unmotivated and can really be a downer sometimes.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Probably that I like animals and am a huge goober.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Pretty much athiest, though I guess agnostic could work. I tend to keep science and evolution in mind when this topic comes up, though I'm not snooty about it unless people GET IN MY FACE telling me what to believe. Which they have. And it doesn't end well.

Do you drink?
Occasionally, generally only in social situations.

Do you smoke?
I smoked weed for a short while, I still likely would/might dabble if it didn't make me so fuckin' hungry and if I wasn't trying to lose so much weight uhuhgh. I like the feeling I get from it, but it's not essential.

What are your major fears?
The future mainly, leaving my family, my loved ones dying, normal people fears I guess. And WASPS. Heart attacks :[

Do you have any dreams or goals?
It's hard for me to be ambitious, and really plan that far ahead? Though I'd like to have a full time zoo job someday, and I'd like to get better at drawing even though the time slot for that in my life has exponentially decreased (with no chance of that really changing). I'd like to travel someday, even just once. I've never been out of the US and there are so many neat places out there!

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Lots of crushes, no exes though!

Who's your best buddy?
My girlfriend, king-crowned and deaglen, and crownless!!

What's your favorite dish?
I really like unhealthy foods but I've recently made a change in my eating habits, so I'll just say I really like eggs benedict, and a well prepared stirfry! Also PIZZA but. Healthy pizza lol. I also like fancy breads and cheeses. BRIE!!!

What's your favorite drink?
Used to be Dr. Pepper, but I really like milk! And iced tea. and BUBBLE TEA

What's your favorite color?
teal, yellow-green, yellow, neutral colors like browns and grays awww yeah

If you had a super power, what would it be?
SHAPESHIFTING of course then I could be any animal I wanted WHENEVER I WANTED.

What's your favorite movie?
I really like Rocky Horror, O Brother Where Art Thou, Labyrinth, annnd more I can't think of at the moment haha

What's your least favorite food?
Olives, pot pies, licorice

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Everything I can fit down my gullet. Lots of cheese and pasta and bread and just mmm everything. Calories don't matter if you're gonna die!

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a '96 Civic, and I like them! I'd REALLY like to get something a little more reliable/not as dented and trashed, but this one works for now and has a nice heater/AC system.

What is your most disliked bug?
I try to like most bugs (esp beetles!!) but I can't stand wasps or anything that looks like a wasp. Ahhh I just get scared and get super panicked like a little baby hahah

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I don't like it when people are acting "random" or trying to be cute/funny in a random way. Pretty petty, but I also don't like it when people are rude (esp to customer service/retail workers).

What do you dislike in life?
Above things, but overall just people in general who don't even make an attempt to be accepting or open-minded. It's so easy to be hurtful to those around you without knowing it, and it'd be so much easier if we just weren't hurtful at all!