What's your real name?
it's James, but just call me Jacket it sort of weirds me out to hear my real name from internet people

How tall are you?
either 5'10 or 5'11, my ID says 11 so let's go with that

What's your natural hair color?
reddish brown I guess, the red only turns up in the sun sometimes

What's your eye color?
hazel

What's your orientation?
pretty gay

Are you single, taken or undecided?
single and pretty okay with that for now I guess, how do you answer undecided to this anyway

What do you do in your spare time?
internet stuff, videogames, watch a lot of movies, brainstorm writing stuff to eventually actually move on someday I swear

What's your job or occupation?
student, looking for some sort of actual side work though

What do you like about yourself?
I dunno, I like myself well enough. a lot of people say I'm super nice, I'm good with that

What do you dislike about yourself?
for a while I got pretty depressed and nearly drove away a bunch of really good friends, I'm not thrilled with my capacity to be the awful kind of person I was for that period

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
uuuuuh I dunno it's been quite a while since I've met a friend in person I'll have to ask analon

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm a lapsed catholic!

Do you drink?
I'm drinking RIGHT NOW

Do you smoke?
nah

What are your major fears?
well I used to be terrified of ending up alone, but these days my biggest worry is probably that pursuing a degree and eventual career in criminal justice will bring me to some unpleasant end

Do you have any dreams or goals?
being rich sounds pretty cool, but I dunno how. I've always sort of wanted to bake or maybe write books

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
yes and also yes

Who's your best buddy?
gerrark!

What's your favorite dish?
curry or pizza or burgers or pulled pork or god I love food

What's your favorite drink?
limonata! or white russians if we're talking things with booze

What's your favorite color?
green I guess!

If you had a super power, what would it be?
people call money a superpower sometimes, but I'd also take time manipulation

What's your favorite movie?
I love a lot of movies but I guess Adaptation

What's your least favorite food?
licorice, every couple years I'll try it to see if my tastebuds have matured or whatever but nope it's always disgusting

What's the last meal you want before you die?
something big and greasy and horrible for me

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't have a license but since I was a kid I've always wanted a VW van, the old kind with curtains and some little furniture or a mattress in the back. or a pontiac aztek, people make fun of them but those look sweet as hell you can turn the back into a tent and sleep there that rules

What is your most disliked bug?
wasps and hornets I guess

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
people who have a desperate need to look better-informed about stuff and will twist facts and ignore things to appear Objectively Right

What do you dislike in life?
none of my friends live near me, why haven't you all moved to oregon yet