Saw this journal going around, thought it might be best because I'm bound to get some new people watching me over here that dont know me much, haha. Have fun getting to know me more!

What's your real name?
Those that know my name know it out of necessity or camaraderie. To all others I am He-Who-Draws, the Porn Bringer, the Ring Drawer, I am the teeth in the night, I IS SPARTA :U

How tall are you?
5' 8" not bad but not a dwarf either :I.

What's your natural hair color?
Dark brown.

What's your eye color?
Brown. Brown hair, brown eyes, I'm full of shit :U

What's your orientation?
I like the ladies, though mostly the butch ones so whats that called, lesbianic?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Never been in a relationship, FOREVER ALONE ; ____ ;

What do you do in your spare time?
Work on schoolwork and try and pay bills by selling scribbles of tits and dicks on the interwebs :F

What's your job or occupation?
Student, honestly its the only job where i pay to be there, haha.

What do you like about yourself?
I can draw okay? thats pretty nice, I gotta say :')

What do you dislike about yourself?
overweight, not unhealthy, just a bit heavy and I think my body image is affecting my mood and a few other things. also I'm horribly antisocial, its extremely difficult for me to interact with people in person, despite being able to fake it like a pro after years of public speaking. Online its not so bad, but I still have awkward moments where I just cant find the right words to say to people and just sink into the shadows instead ; 3 ;

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I was weird like they was. no seriously, all my life all I've attracted for friends was weirdos and lesbians, and honestly I couldn't be happier! Weirdos have all the fun and lesbians are super hot @u@

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Pastafarian. Praise be to his noodly appendage! :U

Do you drink alcohol?
Sometimes I'll have a few ciders, but it makes me super sleepy and I'm not that fond of it because I was raised by a binge drinker and unconsciously associate alcohol with danger. :X

Do you smoke?
Only after I've been on fire. not really a joke actually

What are your major fears?
Being alone, debt, and that I might have unresolved psychological or genetic problems that are undiagnosed and hamper my life on a day to day basis.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to be happy. I want to make the people around me happy, and I want to live in a life filled with joy and acceptance, or at least as close to that as I can get.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
No exes, refer to that single/taken thing above. But oh my god I crush on just about any cute girl I see, its a curse I tell you ;///3\;

Who's your best buddy?
I'm 22 and I'm still in contact with my best friend that I've had through my entire school career from Kindergarten. He's turned into a bit of a burnout, but we're still thick as theives, at least until he wills that bayonet I gave him back to me! XD

What's your favorite dish?
Oh thats not fair, food for me is an art and therapy at the same time. I have many favorite dishes, but they all have their own time and place to be dear and close to my heart....... in my stomach :3c

What's your favorite drink?
AMP Focus, shit's horrible for me but man do I feel nitro boosted when I'm on it :0

What's your favorite color?
Ohhh man, probably red, or iron oxide, or like a deep orange; I like a lot of warm colors but being an artist I can love just about any color X3

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Time stopping or invisibility; honestly I ghost about so well in real life I tend to scare people that dont know I'm in the room, so invisibility would be the nest step.

What's your favorite movie?
V for Vendetta; hugo weaving with pointy things and dystopian future, what's not to like?

What's your least favorite food?
Brussel Sprouts, I would rather die than eat them again, verdant spawn of satan's asshair >:F

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Right now, nothing. But I would love to have a WWII Willy's Jeep that's fully restored one day :3

What is your most disliked bug?
Mosquitoes, although there's a stinkbug invading the east coast right now that is making a strong candidate for hatebug.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Not sure what this question is asking, but one of my pet peeves is assuming a person's charachter before actually talking to them. Its one of the biggest problems for me that have resulted from my foray into heavy porn in the past years on FA. People assume just because I draw a certain kink or subject, that I'm either totally into it and want to discuss it or draw their character doing it for free, or want to RP it with a total stranger that I have never talked to before. I'm atually a pretty normal person and I just draw some wierd things from time to time, dont think I'm some kind of super basement-dwelling dark porn wizard whose only task in life is to give people boners. I'm a human being, have some tact.

What do you dislike in life?
Living; honestly its the hardest thing I've ever done!

What do you love in life?
Family, friends, pets, art, guns, games, and nature...... oh and food, cant forget that :3