What's your real name?
Finn or D.

How tall are you?
5'8"

What's your natural hair color?
It used to be blonde, but it has since evolved into the bastard child of brown and blonde.

What's your eye color?
Blue

What's your orientation?
Bisexual, I think? Mostly attracted to women. 90% attracted to women.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
In a relationship!

What do you do in your spare time?
So much Minecraft, so much YouTube. I sometimes get it together to do embroidery or draw or something like that.

What's your job or occupation?
Desk Attendant.

What do you like about yourself?

What do you dislike about yourself?
:\ My fuckin attention deficit disorder.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Um, I dunno. You'd have to ask my friends, though I suspect they first noticed my huge, fragrant, pendulous balls.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Undisclosed, hombres.

Do you drink?
On occasion.

Do you smoke?
No.

What are your major fears?
Infinity

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Live off the land, fuck capitalism, enjoy being a woodsy fuck.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Well of course.

Who's your best buddy?
Lefty

What's your favorite dish?
Gimme cheeseburger and fries thank you.

What's your favorite drink?
Hm. Jones Green Apple Soda?

What's your favorite color?
Purple

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Please give me the ability to shapeshift. Let me turn into a giant fuckin' bear or something.

What's your favorite movie?
Oh god. Uh, I have so many. Right now I'm diggin' on The Prophecy

What's your least favorite food?
Tomatoes!

What's the last meal you want before you die?
SO MUCH BLACK LICORICE

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't drive. I'd love to drive a really awesome 1970's or early '80's van.

What is your most disliked bug?
House centipedes freak my shit right out. JUST LOOK AT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS:
http://shotgunwildatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/housecentipede2.jpg

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who say "Expresso" when they mean espresso. Also "Expecially"

What do you dislike in life?
Socializing.