What's your real name?
I don't give this out on the internet. No, not even to closest friends. Though, close people in RL use my internet name, I feel like it's more personal because I chose it, and it's not one they'd know unless I told them. This is Evlon, sometimes shortened to Evs

How tall are you?
5'9"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown/Dark Brown? It's kinda lighter and darker, with a redish tint I don't even know any more.
(I've been consistently half blonde for like 3 years with the back half natural brown though)

What's your eye color?
BLACK LIKE MY SOUL (ie hyper dark brown)

What's your orientation?
I don't really have one. Just w/e I guess?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single; have issues dealing with relationships. They stress me out;;

What do you do in your spare time?
Art, RP (with like 1 person lol), play LoL, watch TV shows I missed out on in college

What's your job or occupation?
Freelance Artist

What do you like about yourself?
That I've learned I can be flashy, do what I want and just not give any shits about what anyone else thinks. I used to be super self judgmental, and constantly tell myself I wasn't pretty/goodenough/justbequitebecauseyourfuckingawkward. I like myself because I finally got tired of it, and learned to like me.

What do you dislike about yourself?
THAT I PROCRASTINATE A LOT AND I'M KINDA LAZY.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Apparently I'm scary/intimidating. Also that weirdo, my clothes are loud and flashy and wtf is fashion?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
None, I'm apathetic & jaded towards religion in general. Went to 5 years in a "Christian" university, and saw some of the shittiest, shallow, holier-than-thou asshats ever. I know not all of them are like that, but damn if I wanna be one of them. I'd rather say none than even pretend. I don't have enough interest in other religions to wish to get into them. I'm not really Atheist either, I just literally give no thoughts about it.

Do you drink?
Quite often, but NEVER have been drunk. My family has Italian roots, what can I say?

Do you smoke?
No. Cigs have too much filler crap, weed isn't legal. I've done Hookah a few times, and would get non-nicotine ones if given the chance. It was very relaxing and pleasant, I don't think that's actual smoking though since it's water vapor with flavours haha

What are your major fears?
Actually was talking to someone about this recently, and I can't think of any like phobias that I have? Most of the normal phobias, like spiders, heights, I love them actually lmfao. I used to be scared I'd fuck up and fail college and just be screwed for the rest of my life, BUT I MADE IT. So I think that's all it was, and now it's gone. I'm not even paranoid about paying student loans since it's all set up already.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I'd like to improve my art to the level that I could make a full time living off of it, but not under someone else. Just as an independent studio.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I have like hardly any exs, I didn't have interest in people in RL really, and very few long dist ones.

Who's your best buddy?
I HAVE A FEW. I just have a very small group of super close friends I've known for over idk, 7 or 8 years now? It's been a long time.

What's your favorite dish?
IDK depends on my mood. I like a lot of Chinese, Mexican, Spanish and Native American dishes.

What's your favorite drink?
I love hot coco, but also fruity things like cranberry, and the fruit/milk mixed things.

What's your favorite color?
IDK, it changes, recently I've liked green haha. It just depends on the colours going with it though, unless it's like just shit coloured (literally, shit coloured.)

If you had a super power, what would it be?
TO TURN INTO MY CHARACTERS. YES PERFECT. NO WAIT, FUCK THEY HAVE TERRIBLE BACK STORIES ABORT ABORT.

What's your favorite movie?
TONSSSS. Ones I can watch repeatedly though? Interview with a Vampire, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter (any), LOTR (any), Narnia (any). THIS IS THE SHORT LIST XDD

What's your least favorite food?
Stroganoff. So like, I used to board with this woman who cooked the same thing each week. Chicken monday, Tacos Tues, ect. And on Friday was Stroganoff, and there were 3 days before with hamburger meat involved. She'd save the grease, and put it IN THE FUCKING STROGANOFF. I'd become violently ill each time, because I can't eat that much grease. This was when I was 11. To this day the smell makes me want to vomit.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
ANY OF GRANDMA'S COOKING. AWW YISSS, REAL ITALIAN HERE I COME.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I have a 2000 Mercury Sable, it's pretty sweet actually, I'm not gonna lie. If I could /pick/ anything? I'd get a brass car, or any of the 50s models and drive the shit out of it just because.

What is your most disliked bug?
IDK, are ticks and fleas bugs? DOES ANY ONE LIKE TICKS AND FLEAS? THEY CAN HAVE THEM.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Wait is this pet peeves other people have I dislike? Or my biggest ones? THIS QUESTION IS SO UNCLEAR.

Ones other people have - moving in chairs. I have to move my legs a lot or the circulation is cut off and it's physically painful. If you have this and bitch at people for moving their legs or crap, stop it right now, I will slap you.
One I have - People standing right behind me. If I can feel you behind me it pisses me off and I want to become physically violent with you. Seriously, it's like the flight or fight response and I wanna turn around and fucking punch people. Don't do it. Off to the side some though is ok.
Another I have - People being all friendly when they are actually greedy little asses. Like, people that are friends because they want something. I hate them with a passion.

What do you dislike in life?
PEOPLE IN GENERAL. NOT EVEN KIDDING, ALL THE SHITTY THINGS IN MY LIFE, AND 90% OF THE ISSUE IS ALWAYS JUST PEOPLE BEING LITTLE SHITS.
I'M AN ANGRY PERSON SECRETLY.