What's your real name?
Jacob is my real name BUT you can call me Jake or Daef or sometimes bird.

How tall are you?
6'2"ish

What's your natural hair color?
dirty nasty filthy blond

What's your eye color?
grey? blue?

What's your orientation?
ace

Are you single, taken or undecided?
single and very single! (undecided?)

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw picture and live and eat and I dunno...work...average stuff? I'm HERE in my spare time lol

What's your job or occupation?
Currently searching...

What do you like about yourself?
Most things? MY HUNGER

What do you dislike about yourself?
My work ethic haha

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
i have a big nose

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
pay me

Do you drink?
YUP

Do you smoke?
Daily B)

What are your major fears?
nothing ever working out

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Becoming the best artist ever (or a decent artist who just gets fabulously wealthy.
Or being a trophy husband

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Never dated!

Who's your best buddy?
Tybalt Leftpaw

What's your favorite dish?
CURRY and mashed potatoes and

What's your favorite drink?
MMMM cranberry juice or lemonade or mountain dew

What's your favorite color?
BRIGHT THINGS

If you had a super power, what would it be?
being super rich or just...materializing anything i wanted...(teleportation?)

What's your favorite movie?
Uhhh I don't really watch movies.....I dunno. Probably one of the early Star Wars lol

What's your least favorite food?
squash

What's the last meal you want before you die?
myself

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't drive and I would REALLY like to drive my limo driven by someone else

What is your most disliked bug?
all

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who drop hints and bait you just to make you say something they want

What do you dislike in life?
give me more money