What's your real name?

• Not saying.

How tall are you?

• About 1.84 metres

What's your natural hair color?

• Blonde, and yes we do have more fun.

What's your eye color?

• Blue

What's your orientation?

• Bisexual

Are you single, taken or undecided?

• Single, but not stressing about it. A bit disillusioned when it comes to relationships.

What do you do in your spare time?

• Books, video games, rendering porn, and feeding my insatiable hunger for pointless trivia.

What's your job or occupation?

• Boring digital paperwork.

What do you like about yourself?

• My ability to appreciate what I've got and enjoy myself. I spent way too many years being a mopey emo git.

What do you dislike about yourself?

• I tend to obsess over trivial problems way too much.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

• My forthrightness I should hope, but probably the aura of weirdness I have to dispel.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Raised Christian, but sadly my belief didn't stand up to scrutiny and I had to abandon it. I'm atheist until I can find a religion with more evidence than the one I had before.

Do you drink?
Are you offering? I like to get tipsy, but I hate getting drunk.

Do you smoke?
No, thanks.

What are your major fears?
Bad things happening to people I care about. And needles.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To live life with as few regrets as possible.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes, and good grief yes.

Who's your best buddy?
You wouldn't know her. Gotta give my buddy Hedgehodge props for being the online friend I can have a heated profanity-filled argument with and stay good friends with afterwards.

What's your favorite dish?
I can't pick just one. There's so much good food out there.

What's your favorite drink?
Beer. Well, that was easier than I thought.

What's your favorite color?
Blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Flight, and all the required secondary superpowers to avoid dying while doing so.

What's your favorite movie?
Back To The Future. Da da da da da-da-da-da da-da!!

What's your least favorite food?
I can't pick just one. There's so much awful muck out there.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I think I'd rather die on an empty stomach. The posthumous bowel movements would be appalling.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A bus. I can sleep on it without causing a traffic disaster.

What is your most disliked bug?
Wasps.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Loud television sets from the neighbors around midnight when I'm trying to get some sleep here people!

What do you dislike in life?
Prejudice, lack of consideration for individuality, and generalizations.