What's your real name?
Kaylan
I'm kind of surprised there are still people that dont know what gender I am

How tall are you?
idk like 5'7ish maybe, all I know is that everyone is taller than me

What's your natural hair color?
black

What's your eye color?
brown

What's your orientation?
I dont really have one I guess, I've never really been physically attracted to anyone or anything
Is that a thing? I'm guessing that's a thing

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I've been trapped under a fat seal for a while now

What do you do in your spare time?
If I'm not playing video games then I'm drawing, if I'm not drawing then I'm talking to someone, if I'm not talking to someone then I'm playing video games

What's your job or occupation?
I used to work at the post office for a while, buuuuuut then post office downsizing because mail is obsolete, yadda yadda yadda
now I just kind of float around on commissions, that's been going surprisingly okay

What do you like about yourself?
I never doubt myself and pretty much always feel good, so I send all of those good vibes to whoever needs them

What do you dislike about yourself?
I dont really feeeeel things, like I can have sympathy for something, but I dont have empathy? I always know how to solve a problem, and I understand why people feel the way they do, but at the same time I dont really "care"? It's one of those things that I guess sounds really selfish out loud, idk, it's not what it sounds like.... kinda hard to explain
Maybe I'm just kind of autistic, I mean, I was kind of a sociopath growing up. WHO KNOWS

Either way I'm an emotionally stunted manchild, I think that's the best way to sum it up?????

Dont mistake this for me ragging on myself either really, I know I'm pretty fuckin great, I dont feel bad about it haha, it is what it is, whatever that may be 9u 9

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
"Jeez you move a lot"
"dude you're creeping me out"
"stop staring at me oh my god"
"do you really not blink?"

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I believe that there's a lot of things I dont understand/cant explain

SHRUG

Do you drink?
Nope, I've yet to find an alcoholic drink that I like the taste of, and the few that I do like are around... 0.001%, so I doubt those count

Do you smoke?
Nah, I dont agree with it for every obvious reason, but if you wanna then go for it

What are your major fears?
If we're talking about things I USED to be afraid of, then it's heights and the dark
Eventually I realized the dark doesnt hide anything that wasnt already there, and heights arent scary, falling hundreds of feet and realizing you have no way to stop is scary, when you're IN that situation then that's the time to be scared

but if we're talking about right now

I'm afraid of sharp things around my neck, it's a really specific fear that I'd like to think is super goddamn rational
I'm gonna go ahead and say that doesnt count because of that, really just... I'm not actually afraid of anything else
When I want to do something I just do it, When I need to say something to someone I just say it
IDK

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I aim for mediocrity, all I really want out of life is good food and good friends, I dont need a lot of money or things to be happy

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yup, the amount that I care kind of gets lost behind my lack of emotion with most people
we've all stayed good friends tho

Who's your best buddy?
Anyone who wants to go get burgers with me 'u '

What's your favorite dish?
Burgers ooooooooooooooor curry

What's your favorite drink?
Cranberry juice forrrr sure

What's your favorite color?
Greens and browns

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I already have one, I'm always on time
seriously, ask Blackwell or Proxer about that shit, it's pretty funny

What's your favorite movie?
Sooooomething animated

What's your least favorite food?
coconut or banana anything

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Candyyyyyyyy

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I pretty much never intend to drive, anywhere I need to go I'm perfectly fine with either walking or taking a bus/bike/whatever

What is your most disliked bug?
I'm okay with all bugs actually

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Having someone behind me ever for any reason, I will reflexively punch you or just flip my shit. surprisingly I'm okay when it's in a lineup???
But if it's anywhere else then I seriously just get really fuckin stressed out about it

just dont step on my fuckin shadow is all I'm saying
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/MCtiE14qvjU/hqdefault.jpg

What do you dislike in life?
Considering just about everything I've done in life was to spite my dad, I'm gonna go with him

DADDYISSUES