Sometime Mana needs to gimmie an HTML cheat sheet so my stupid ass can do the fancy accents and fonty-doos to make these lists look better~

What's your real name?
[redacted] I LOATH my name for how it was picked and what it stands for. I'd rather my father been Trigon so I could have wicked cool powers and the ability to destroy them than what I got. I've dug the name 'Ezra' for a few years now and it is kinda interesting while being one of those names no one uses anymore. I kinda want that.

How tall are you?
My ID says 5'10". I'm more like 5' 6-7".

What's your natural hair color?
The kind of dark brown that has a lightish shine to it, but the ONLY color you can dye it is black as everything else (even the bleaching to make it lighter) won't work =C I'll never have blue or purple or green or anything fun.

What's your eye color?
It's been a kind of green with yellow speckles. I had a run were they were more of a green-grey, but that was years ago.

What's your orientation?
I like people. Admittedly I feel more towards females, but thanks to my past I have a VERY steep judgment level with males.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken, but open. Though I feel like I really suck at the one I'm in and don't know if I can really step into a secondary relationship module =c Been in a relationship for over five years and I still wonder how people can put up with me, let alone LOVE me.

What do you do in your spare time?
Play games, draw, write, fail at doing all three~

What's your job or occupation?
I make sure minor chores are done, I don't burn the place down by trying to cook, and that the place doesn't float away. .....really I have a list of issues, not skills. I'm literally worthless.

What do you like about yourself?
jazz hands Nothing~ I would say "my imagination/creativity", but I am not productive with it, so what good is it?

What do you dislike about yourself?
jazz hands Everything~ Hate my body, hate my mind, hate my looks, hate how I talk, how I sound, how I type, how I don't try, how when I do try I just fail... At this point my only REAL skill is high potential for meat shield.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Not sure....I think what little people actually get to know me and still want me around aren't bothered by my looks, the way I talk, and how I present myself (being not wanting to be around too many people and, depending on the situation and my surroundings, either being too loud or too quiet).

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm a "it's complicated". I'm open for accepting many forms of divine beings. But I'll only respect and acknowledge the ones who are worth something. The Christian god has too many meanings to people and most of the time comes off as some asshole who rules by fear and has a very horrible restrictive worshiping conditions, yet, has done his fair share of fuck ups and refuses to take responsibility. NOPE. Thor though? Fights ice giants, is honorable, and has his own Christmas-like festive holiday. I'll take Thor over Jahovagod. Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Norse, whatever. Gods who are mary sues and sculpt people in bad ways or heavily alter's folk's life, I don't think should be accpeted. Family don't treat you like shit, and neither should the greater beings you worship.

Do you drink?
NOPE. Never liked it. Got way too drunk one night and figured destroying a bunch of booze and blacking out and getting sick through the night isn't worth doing again. My body doesn't have steps on drunkness. Just "warm", "warm", "warm", "AUTO PILOT".

Do you smoke?
Nope.

What are your major fears?
Only rational one is just dying in the house. Just the idea of bothering my friends/family, them needing to remove my stupid corpse, and dealing with handling my belongings and the loss of me is spooky. My only hope is that a bounty hunter kills me and steals everything or that I expire near the trash and my belongings evaporate~

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Goals are for people who can actually do something in life and make a difference =c

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I don't really get crushes. ....wait or an ex? No I don't have any.

Who's your best buddy?
Blankin' on how to do icons on here.... Jess, Ace, Tanukisan, and Mana are in my inner-most circle. I have other friends, but this is asking BEST buddy =B Sorry, family unit disposition ranks higher than regular friends.

What's your favorite dish?
Panda Express orange chicken, pizza (DEAR GOD FRESCHETTA PLEASE BRING BACK SAUCE STUFFED CRUST PIZZA), hamburgers, pretty much anything Jess and Ace can cook (and are within what I CAN eat), and pan lasagna

What's your favorite drink?
English Breakfast tea~<3 I wish HEB would stop running out and stock more of it though D=

What's your favorite color?
Hmmm... Some shades of green, pink, orange, red, blue... It kinda switches around =s

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Goo monster thing that can change shape and size. Space/Time controlly powers would be sweet though...

What's your favorite movie?
Oh god....not sure... That's too hard to answer D=

What's your least favorite food?
ONIONS AND THINGS WITH ONIONS IN THEM (not so much cooked, just....eating THEM makes me sick) and a lot of other things. Picky eater by taste AND by "this'll make me hoark".

What's the last meal you want before you die?
The perfect meatball sub that grants me said powers and defy my death.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't like to drive nor want to.

What is your most disliked bug?
BED BUGS. I hate many, nearly all bugs. But holy fuck none can make you feel icky and paranoid as much as those things D8

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
A lot of stuff. I just usually lump it all in "it's human stuff" and fuel my hate for humans and my depression for sharing the same species as them.

What do you dislike in life?
Good lord too long a list... Too many things gone wrong, done wrong, forever wrong.