Stolen from Leiton

What's your real name?
No. My real name is really stupid and I hate it. So let's just assume it's Morgan Freeman.

How tall are you?
About 6 feet.

What's your natural hair color?
Light brown in the summer months, a much darker brown during the winter x3

What's your eye color?
Hazel

What's your orientation?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA turns into a potato and rolls away

What do you do in your spare time?
Games, chatting, smoking dem marijuanas.

What's your job or occupation?
I work for my college.

What do you like about yourself?
No.

What do you dislike about yourself?
Long list.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm really kinda out there xD

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist

Do you drink?
I'm a college student, hell yes I drink.

Do you smoke?
Hookah, mostly.

What are your major fears?
Being alone.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
They seem to change weekly.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Of course

Who's your best buddy?
My roommates xD

What's your favorite dish?
Definitely mussels in red sauce, mmm <3

What's your favorite drink?
Beer.

What's your favorite color?
Bluuuue!

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Transformation, of course.

What's your favorite movie?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

What's your least favorite food?
Squash. GROSS.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Potion of Immortality. Haha, suckers.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't have a car currently but I miss my 1997 Nissan Pathfinder </3

What is your most disliked bug?
THE BEES

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I hate it when people are too loud.

What do you dislike in life?
Lots of things. Too many to list here.
^just gonna go with Leiton's answer here