Reading that title alone will tell you a lot about me~

Completely and utterly stolen from Spoony because he's a butt

Also I'm newish here so I might as well shit this place up with at least one meme.

What's your real name?
Val.

How tall are you?
5'10"

What's your natural hair color?
Dark brown

What's your eye color?
Russet~

What's your orientation?
Butts and dicks.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Totally taken by Vanny

What do you do in your spare time?
I make nerds and furries cry. And I hack shit.

What's your job or occupation?
University student and research associate.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm fuckin' smart. And I've got a pretty sweet butt and hips~

What do you dislike about yourself?
My constant need to be the spanner in the works, the fly in the ointment, the asshole tearing down the system you just carefully built.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
That I'm a smart, sarcastic prick. :3

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm an atheist with a philosophical interest in Hermeticism and Discordianism.

Do you drink?
There might be coffee.

Do you smoke?
Poles like a pro.

What are your major fears?
Insanity.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Do androids dream?

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Quite.

Who's your best buddy?
Vanny, and the rest of you know who you are I'm not gonna bog this thing up with a list of references.

What's your favorite dish?
Lihapiirakka.

What's your favorite drink?
French vanilla latte.

What's your favorite color?
Purple and teal~

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Time travel.

What's your favorite movie?
Blade Runner.

What's your least favorite food?
Anything with gobs of fat and rivers of greaseerfrstghbshnsrtybn

What's the last meal you want before you die?
The hearts of my enemies.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive people up the wall with words.

What is your most disliked bug?
Anything that isn't a moth, beetle, bumblebee, or spider.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Traditionalism.

What do you dislike in life?
Ignorance.