everyone loves a good bit of narcissism now and then
join me in answering some average to moderately interesting questions
What's your real name?
How tall are you?
What's your natural hair color?
What's your eye color?
What's your orientation?
rly gay & cool
Are you single, taken or undecided?
i got a boyfriend we been together for like 8 years
What do you do in your spare time?
i study japanese and classical guitar and cook
What's your job or occupation?
professional furry dick artist, before you ask, yes it is absolutely fantastic
What do you like about yourself?
i work hard and i try to be really nice. i think i have pretty good taste.
What do you dislike about yourself?
oh wow i am ridiculously snobby sometimes and i have to bite my tongue now and then re: being a sarcastic bitch
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
i have no idea tbh, probably my huge nose
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
super agnostic but i like some of the philosophies of taoism and buddhism
Do you drink?
i love craft beer but i hardly ever get drunk
Do you smoke?
i quit a few years ago. please tell me you are proud of me
What are your major fears?
oh the standard stuff, dying early, my friends or boyfriend getting hurt, not doing the things i want before i die
Do you have any dreams or goals?
i just want to travel some and see different places. i want to see like performances of a bunch of different types of indigenous music. gagaku & min'you, albanian, baroque.
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
every cartoon bear
Who's your best buddy?
probably my brothers and some friends back east
What's your favorite dish?
this changes a lot, right now i am super into uni gunkan sushi
What's your favorite drink?
definitely beer, i like classical belgians. i'd have to say lindemans gueuze is one i always go back to.
What's your favorite color?
pinking colours and bright orange/yellow
If you had a super power, what would it be?
i would never have to sleep or be fat
What's your favorite movie?
changes a lot, i really like Barry Lyndon
What's your least favorite food?
canned stuff, fast food, stuff like that.
What's the last meal you want before you die?
probably a massive bowl of pork & salt ramen. real ramen, not some sad freeze dried bowl of salt water
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
i don't drive i live in the city. lemme brag about my carbon foot print becau
What is your most disliked bug?
i hate wasps and bees and flying bugs and all bugs
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
lazy people, rude people, tactless people, annoying dogs. PEDANTS.
What do you dislike in life?
PEDANTS FUCK OFF. same as above and also you only get like ~70 years. pimples are pretty awful too. also teeth?? why are they such a pain in the ass