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get to know meme by artdecade

everyone loves a good bit of narcissism now and then
join me in answering some average to moderately interesting questions

What's your real name?
Billy

How tall are you?
6'1"

What's your natural hair color?
brown

What's your eye color?
brown

What's your orientation?
rly gay & cool

Are you single, taken or undecided?
i got a boyfriend we been together for like 8 years

What do you do in your spare time?
i study japanese and classical guitar and cook

What's your job or occupation?
professional furry dick artist, before you ask, yes it is absolutely fantastic

What do you like about yourself?
i work hard and i try to be really nice. i think i have pretty good taste.

What do you dislike about yourself?
oh wow i am ridiculously snobby sometimes and i have to bite my tongue now and then re: being a sarcastic bitch

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
i have no idea tbh, probably my huge nose

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
super agnostic but i like some of the philosophies of taoism and buddhism

Do you drink?
i love craft beer but i hardly ever get drunk

Do you smoke?
i quit a few years ago. please tell me you are proud of me

What are your major fears?
oh the standard stuff, dying early, my friends or boyfriend getting hurt, not doing the things i want before i die

Do you have any dreams or goals?
i just want to travel some and see different places. i want to see like performances of a bunch of different types of indigenous music. gagaku & min'you, albanian, baroque.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
every cartoon bear

Who's your best buddy?
probably my brothers and some friends back east

What's your favorite dish?
this changes a lot, right now i am super into uni gunkan sushi

What's your favorite drink?
definitely beer, i like classical belgians. i'd have to say lindemans gueuze is one i always go back to.

What's your favorite color?
pinking colours and bright orange/yellow

If you had a super power, what would it be?
i would never have to sleep or be fat

What's your favorite movie?
changes a lot, i really like Barry Lyndon

What's your least favorite food?
canned stuff, fast food, stuff like that.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
probably a massive bowl of pork & salt ramen. real ramen, not some sad freeze dried bowl of salt water

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
i don't drive i live in the city. lemme brag about my carbon foot print becau

What is your most disliked bug?
i hate wasps and bees and flying bugs and all bugs

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
lazy people, rude people, tactless people, annoying dogs. PEDANTS.

What do you dislike in life?
PEDANTS FUCK OFF. same as above and also you only get like ~70 years. pimples are pretty awful too. also teeth?? why are they such a pain in the ass

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artdecade

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    b-but, bees! ;3;

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      put bees in the TRASH

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        but bees! ;o; they're adorable, especially bumblebees!

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        I just loled at this so badly and imagined it with a funny voice xDD

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    UGH CANNED FOOD.

    So funny, the "last meal" I was thinking ramen because I don't think I've ever had a proper bowl. Lately watched The Mind of a Chef with David Chang and he talks a lot about ramen. Really really hankering for it now!

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      oh i LOVED that show even though sometimes i am annoyed by how snobby he is heh!

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        hahah same but then I go "oh wait thats me tho"

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          hahah same tbh. did you see the corn miso butter dish with poached egg? oh my GODDD

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            YES holy shit. There was a lot of glorious egg shots in that season overall. That miso butter looked insane, wish Chang was able to talk about flavor/texture more than "it's delicious" haha

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    "rly gay &cool"

    I relate B)

    Also you make beer?? That's so cool! I've always wanted to do something like that myself, though I'm also not a drinker. I enjoy making large amounts of food I have no interest in eating myself, haha.

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      OOPS well i like craft/artisan beer and i have made beer before but i wouldn't say i make beer or am any good at it, heh! i also love cooking lots of food tho, feeding ppl. it's a good thing

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        OHH dang I misread what you wrote, haha. Yeah I love being a mama bird, I love baking in particular. It's just a nice feeling to make a bunch of muffins or something and feed my friends for a week! c:

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    Man, I found a ramen shop near me a week ago, and you better believe I went with the pork ramen. That broth, I swear I would go to war for it.

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      oh NIIICE. we have a couple decent places here, and a couple i still have to try! i haven't found a big bowl of really classic stuff yet tho. in japan the bowls of ramen are massive, but here it's this tiny little delicacy, like wtf i want a gallon of broth you cheap bitches

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    Pimples are pretty annoying, I agree

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    I'm proud of you for not smoking also high five lets brag about low carbon footprants

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      my cb is like a little princess, petite as HECK

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    I'm super proud of ya, dude. :)

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    What's your real name?
    Hugo

    How tall are you?
    5'10 or 1.78 meters :P

    What's your natural hair color?
    brown

    What's your eye color?
    Blue

    What's your orientation?
    horrible gay sinner doomed to an eternity of burning in the flames of hell according to Pat Robertson

    Are you single, taken or undecided?
    Single right now :)

    What do you do in your spare time?
    I doodle , I make sims drown in their pools and in the summer I take bike rides

    What's your job or occupation?
    Full time QA tester at Warner Bros.
    Sometimes Drawing furry smut

    What do you like about yourself?
    I think I'm pretty knowledgeable , or so people tell me

    What do you dislike about yourself?
    I'm a very emotional person, I tend to overreact a lot

    What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
    I have no idea , I guess I should ask them.

    What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
    I'm an atheist. I want to KNOW things , not believe in them.

    Do you drink?
    Socially yes.

    Do you smoke?
    Nopers.

    What are your major fears?
    Dying . I'm scared shitless when I think about my own death , I don't like the idea of me not existing at some point in time. ugh. Becoming quadraplegic.

    Do you have any dreams or goals?
    I want to see the world! I love visiting new places ! (Even though I'm more of a city tourist , but still )

    Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
    Yup. But it's none of your business! :P

    Who's your best buddy?
    That would be Bioxz I guess, I have a few other very good friends.

    What's your favorite dish?
    It changes all the time , so I couldnt tell you . I just like food in general!

    What's your favorite drink?
    I'm not sure o_0

    What's your favorite color?
    orange

    If you had a super power, what would it be?
    Teleportation

    What's your favorite movie?
    I really dont know o_0

    What's your least favorite food?
    My uncle's meat balls. How he manages to make meatballs taste so bland , I will never know.

    What's the last meal you want before you die?
    A smoked meat poutine. Might as well clog my arteries , I'm gonna die anyway.

    What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
    ashamed Living in a city where public transit is decent , I have never gotten my driver's permit.

    What is your most disliked bug?
    Wasps and cockroaches

    What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
    young kids in general (sorry?) , people who are willingly ignorant , poor hygiene , religious zealots , people who have the MEANS to do great stuff but don't thanks to their laziness or lack of imagination.

    What do you dislike in life?
    The above , people who have no common sense , apathetic people , people who call intolerance of antisocial religious beliefs "racism" , pedantic people who will dismiss a good point over minor technicalities.

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    Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
    every cartoon bear

    all my exes are bears

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    When I first met you, the first thing i noticed was a scarf around your neck.

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      oh gosh do you remember which one it was? i love scarves!!

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        not any specific pattern, no. But it encompassed your entire neck, like it was about to eat your head :3 it was sort of massive for a Scarf.

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    When I first met you, the first thing I noticed was how Dad-ly you were.

    Also, when I copied pasted this journal, there were a ton of responses that you had put that I was like "man this is probably what I would have put, not I have to think of something else!"

    Thanks for sharing :3

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    Damn great movie taste, Barry Lyndon is incredible in scope and style! If you love the setting try Waterloo (1970). If youd like another great biography try Andrei Rublev (1971).

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      i'll check it out! yeah i love subtle movies with understated and thoughtful cinematography. another fave is Days of Heaven, i just love looking at it, it's beautiful!

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      omg it was produced by dino de laurentiis!? now i HAVE to see it

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        The list of great movies he's produced is far too long. But I have a soft spot of Barbarella.

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    Wow, congrats for quitting smoking and keeping it up, for real though. I know that's a ridiculously difficult habit to break.

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      thanks, yeah it was legit hard. i used the patch first (which i would still use if it was cheap bc wow they helped me sleep) and then after that to help with hands and oral fixation i did e-cigs for maybe 4 months.

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    "PEDANTS!" made me practically shoot soda out of my nose.

    Wait, did Taoism have any sort of philosophy concerning the afterlife? I only read a little of it in high school but don't really remember anything concerning death.

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      oh nah not really, but i kinda mention it i guess bc religions usually focus (at least partially) on ways to live your life and that's taoisms big thing so i just lumped it in there :3

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    Son,

    I'll be proud if you tell me your bear crushes don't include Yogi.

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      pleading the god damn fifth atm

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    It struck me recently that Neil Degrasse Tyson has a bit of a pedantic reputation regarding picking apart little cinematic details. Somehow with him I think it adds to his charm!

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      he seems like he's being fun and silly about it! some ppl just nitpick and it's so awwwful

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    professional furry dick artist

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      yeah it's p great & ok if ur jeal [postures cooly & handsomely]

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        psshhhhhhhh im not jealous

        [the ugliest of sobbing]

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    It's like we are the same person

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      if we're the same person then how many times did you drop chinese takeout on your lap today, if the answer is twice then woah

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        LOL no but I did drop a burrito haha

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    Wait someone else in this community that has watched Barry Lyndon and LIKED IT?!?
    One of my favourite movies of all time. :)

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      YES! i loooove it. my bf HAAATES it hahahha

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    i really really hate canned fruit

    five guys is the only fast food i can stand

    also yes i am here to tell you i'm proud of u, good job lackin that tobaccin

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      oh thanks! love standing near smokers tho hmmm smells good
      yeah five guys actually ok, it's fast but not like, trash fast? decent fries, i like soggy sad fries, and they give you vinegar too so that A+

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        casey always smells like smoke so it's nice hangin around him HEH
        OH MAN i just bought a pile of potatoes and nabbed some red vinegar at the store, i gotta make some fries soon!! i really like cooking haha

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    I be proud of you for not smokin' yo. I love it when people do stuff to improve their health! <3

    And unf, dem cartoon bears. ~

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      kiss all cartoon bears

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    every cartoon bear Yuuuup~
    Also, for what it's worth, I'M PROUD OF YOU, haha.

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      ʕ •ᴥ•ʔノ

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    I got mad pride and thug love for you

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      nice..............

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    Talented and gaddang hilarious. Fff.

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      only online tho haha

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    You have the distinction of being the tallest person to have done this meme that I've seen so far.

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    I especially loathe hornets. Especially that one that stung me on the eyelid when I was 14 or so.... >=[

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    arrested for a bad pun

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      nooo i'm too beautiful for jail

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    Wow, this is eerily similar to me. Except for the fat thing, fat is cool.

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      hah i was just joking tbh

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        Nah, it's cool. And judging from my art I definitely like chubs more than most. :p

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          i'd say a lot of my art supports that position as well hahh