Hi, party people!

Firstly, I'd like to give a big welcome to my new watchers, whether you've come from FA or just happened to stumble upon me for the first time here at Weasyl.

Secondly, thanks to the convenient Weasyl cross-posting plug-in, I'm going to be posting my older works to this account so that you won't have to go to FA/DA for my full body if you don't want to. I'll keep my posts limited to 5-7 per day so you all aren't flooded.

I leave you now with a joke. What did the attorney wear to court? A LAWSUIT.

shuffles off stage