XMUS KMISHUNZOMG by Kobi LaCroix

Specially for the holidays, we're offering a CHRISMATACULAR DISCOUNT BONAZARRITO! Only 300 bucks American gets you a deluxe commission with all the trimmings:

-Your character, drawn completely without reference, with my eyes closed, with a Sharpie Magnum that I shoved up my rectum!

-Your choice of linear gradient background, with varieties ranging from black and white to white and black!

-Full payment will be required before work begins or you even consider buying a commission in the first place.

-We'll send the finished product to a randomly selected person! Probably your grandmother.

-You'll receive no e-mails or notifications whatsoever!

-Your character will be drawn with randomly selected colors, species, gender, and political affiliation

-Your character will be drawn without any regard to biology, physics, or architecture

-Your character will be drawn as a giant, turgid, sopping wet horse penis.

-Your character will not actually be drawn at all. Instead, I'll be spanking the weasel onto your money and then sending you a pdf manual for a pressure cooker, which you could have just downloaded for nothing.

Only one slot available! Ever! Applicants will be chosen Battle Royale style.

(Stay tuned for a non-joke commission post)

XMUS KMISHUNZOMG

Kobi LaCroix

17 December 2013 at 20:34:30 MST

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