Two weeks ago, I ask for any questions people had about the characters in The Beach Bears Story, so I could use them in a special episode to be aired on New Year's Day.

I am three weeks away from New Years Day, and need to start working on that episode, and so far I have received one question.

Yeah, just one. And that one is directed to Bobby.

Surely you've had some burning questions that you're curious to know the answers to. Such as:

1) When did Dipper learn to play the ukulele?

2) What made Dan decide to follow in his father's footsteps and enter the Air Force?

3) Why didn't his brother Birch do the same?

4) What was Stargazer's father, Hank Borealis like?

5) What are the names of Sara's parents?

6) How did Sara manage to land a job as a sales rep for a yacht company?

Just think about it, and give me a few good juicy ones (nothing risque, mind you) so I can have an interesting episode.