Not sure if I should make a series from this sort of thing for the sake of it, since at this point it's gotten funny enough to share such episodes. So I just managed to piss off 3 shopkeepers and 2 security guards earlier today, simply by walking into a convenience store without having one of those surgical masks on... obviously because "hurr durr we still believe in the big bad Coronavirus and need to rub that in your face".

Today's episode went something among the lines of: I walked in normally without even giving this shitshow much thought, especially with more folks in my country wising up and increasingly disobeying the restrictions too. I did hear someone crying "mask, mask" but didn't even figure it was me till they said "guy with the glasses". Apparently several shopkeepers were freaking out like a bunch of pussies, acting as if I walked in butt naked with my pee-pee hanging out... by now I was like "oh god, here we go dealing with this lunacy again". Being too fat to even bother walking over, the lady at the stall proceeded to cry to security and go like "hey maaaaaan, there's this guy not wearing a maaaask". Some skinny elderly dude guarding the door proceeded to drag his farts over and started going on about how we all need to wear masks, not even aware the national "state of alert" was just declared unconstitutional and is technically illegal for multiple reasons. I was like "come on man, who the hell still believes in this crap, why are you still harassing people with this bullshit" to which even they were like "it's not our fault, we have to because da' govament makes us do it". Dude kinda threatened to throw me out of the store, however I had a bank robber hoodie (my equivalent for a mask in such emergencies) which shop security was ultimately okay with me using (the irony). Obviously I took it off once they turned their backs and I checked out... the cashier didn't dare say anything about it, nor did security as I exited though they clearly saw me again.

Needless to say I'm among those who don't believe in the whole COVID-19 hysteria, which I now know is only an ordinary flu just a bit more contagious than other seasonal viruses. Wearing a mask also doesn't help and is even said to pose additional health risks including by medical experts (those who's voices aren't amplified by the media). Of course this barely even matters considering the masks are part of the government's obedience training plan and its war against the free population, hence why I'm proud to rebel and fight this crap especially now when they can't issue valid fines so it's safer. I respect people who have a different opinion on the Covonavirus shenanigan, just don't expect me to believe the fearmongering and this whole killer virus fantasy as it ain't happening.

At this point I can only look forward to the next such adventure... maybe train my skills in hiding from security or finding ways to trick them, as this is kinda starting to feel like a stealth game in real life! If so I'd say I got a B on this mission: Could have called it an A if they didn't make me wear anything, A+ if they hadn't caught me at all :) In a world where nothing makes sense any more, all one can do is enjoy the madness.