jolly I am the one, it's time for christmas fun, flyin through the trees, sleigh bells jing-a-ling
sack of full of toys, bringing christmas joy, to every boy and girl, all over the world
spread season's greetings and slide down the chimneys and give all the gifts cause I'm, Santa Skunk
sit on my lap and tell me what you want then I'll add it to my list cause I'm Santa Skunk
hooohohohohohoh, hooohohohohohohoho
maker of the list, gonna check it twice, gonna find out if, you're naughty or nice
sleigh up in the sky, as the reindeer fly, can you hear them hooves, landing on your roof
gotta a slim belly, a six pack with no jelly, yet I still eat all them cookies cause I'm, Santa Skunk
I raise such a clatter, come see what's the matter, I'll fill up your stocking I'm, Santa Skunk
here comes Santa, here comes Santa, have you been a good girl this year?
hear those sleigh bells, jingle jangle, have you been a bad boy this year?
hooooohohohohoho, hoooooohohohohohoho
let them sugar plums, dance inside your head, I may watch you sleep, as you lay in bed
elves all make my toys, they can never die, work em to the bone, whip em if they cry
don't you dare pout and you better watch out cause I'm coming to your town cause I'm, Santa Skunk
North Pole dictator with elves for slave labor and eight flying reindeer, I'm Santa Skunk
sees you sleeping, sees you awake, have you been a bad girl this year?
better be good, for goodness sake, have you been a good boy this year?
spread season's greetings and slide down the chimneys and give all the gifts cause I'm, Santa Skunk
sit on my lap and tell me what you want then I'll add it to my list cause I'm, Santa Skunk
hoooohohohoh, hooooohohohohoh, hoohohoho, hohoho, woah!, woahhohoh!, hoho, hoho-oh no CRASH!
merry Xmas everyfur, hope you get a good laugh from this, I know I did XD
my source of inspiration for this https://youtu.be/gJztkDaURJY