Santa Skunk by ShawnSkunk

jolly I am the one, it's time for christmas fun, flyin through the trees, sleigh bells jing-a-ling

sack of full of toys, bringing christmas joy, to every boy and girl, all over the world

spread season's greetings and slide down the chimneys and give all the gifts cause I'm, Santa Skunk

sit on my lap and tell me what you want then I'll add it to my list cause I'm Santa Skunk

hooohohohohohoh, hooohohohohohohoho

maker of the list, gonna check it twice, gonna find out if, you're naughty or nice

sleigh up in the sky, as the reindeer fly, can you hear them hooves, landing on your roof

gotta a slim belly, a six pack with no jelly, yet I still eat all them cookies cause I'm, Santa Skunk

I raise such a clatter, come see what's the matter, I'll fill up your stocking I'm, Santa Skunk

here comes Santa, here comes Santa, have you been a good girl this year?

hear those sleigh bells, jingle jangle, have you been a bad boy this year?

hooooohohohohoho, hoooooohohohohohoho

let them sugar plums, dance inside your head, I may watch you sleep, as you lay in bed

elves all make my toys, they can never die, work em to the bone, whip em if they cry

don't you dare pout and you better watch out cause I'm coming to your town cause I'm, Santa Skunk

North Pole dictator with elves for slave labor and eight flying reindeer, I'm Santa Skunk

sees you sleeping, sees you awake, have you been a bad girl this year?

better be good, for goodness sake, have you been a good boy this year?

spread season's greetings and slide down the chimneys and give all the gifts cause I'm, Santa Skunk

sit on my lap and tell me what you want then I'll add it to my list cause I'm, Santa Skunk

hoooohohohoh, hooooohohohohoh, hoohohoho, hohoho, woah!, woahhohoh!, hoho, hoho-oh no CRASH!

https://youtu.be/DFR5oZQrIVc

merry Xmas everyfur, hope you get a good laugh from this, I know I did XD

my source of inspiration for this https://youtu.be/gJztkDaURJY

Santa Skunk

ShawnSkunk

23 December 2019 at 11:14:54 MST

Journal Information

Views:
37
Comments:
0
Favorites:
0
Rating:
General

Tags Modify

Edit Tags