My Brain: Hmmm. What I-
Me: Don't.
My Brain: - just kind of -
Me: DON'T.
My Brain: - write a transformation story ab
Me: StOp-

Just to be clear, this isn't an announcement. Besides, I already wrote that story.

SECONDARY FREE IDEA: Woman calls a rideshare. It arrives, it's a clown car. Don't worry, they'll cram her in and get her there on time, though she might come out more...colorful. Make sure you give them five stars.

Yes, this is my thing for TFs in confined spaces again. I don't even particularly like clowns, Bonk, Bonk notwithstanding