...all the while stumbling over your own moral compass and falling over your own conscience at a breakneck pace because simply engaging entertainment must entail infringement on your beliefs.

Year 2018. "The scary evil TV things are coming to get me, and rob me of my faith....."

Be wary of fiction and fabrication. Someone could chant in a language you've never even studied before, and remotely cause the bowl of apples and oranges on your kitchen table to fly around the room before singing showtunes because witchcraft.