Another year of VF, another year of staffing!
Arriving Wednesday, leaving Monday
Means of transportation
Getting a ride since I'm local
Who do you hang out with?
Very few people.
How old are you?
33 (still old!)
How tall are you?
Are you an Artist?
Do you have an artist table?
Nope! But I'll be around the Dealer's Den and Artist Alley a lot.
Are you a Fursuiter?
Yep! I have Darwin the Derp Dragon.
I'm too old and grumpy to party anymore
Do you drink?
Can I buy you a drink?
If you really want to.
Do you smoke?
Are you attending any panels?
Stage or public performance?
Only for the Scritch 'n Bitch because I have to
How do I identify myself to you?
Tell me who you are and how the heck you know me.
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
If I don't know you, don't touch me.
How can I find you?
Read my badges or nametag
Can I talk to you?
Why would you want to? What's broken now?
Can I take your picture?
Not a chance in Hell.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
Am I awake? Yes? Then I don't want to socialize.
Tired, overworked, grumpy and generally irritable.
What's your goal for the con this year?
Almost done. Almost done. almost done ...