A possible furry conversation by Mayfurr

Did you ever see the Muppets?
Of course.
Do you think Miss Piggy's sexy?
Miss Piggy?
Maybe I've been in furry fandom for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
I think in all probability, Miss Piggy is the most desirable anthro female who ever lived.
That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
She's incredible!
What do you think of Lola?
Lola Bunny? Well, I would do Lola... but I'd still be thinkin' of Miss Piggy.
This is stupid. Why are we talking about sleeping with Miss Piggy?
You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
... She'll never cheat on Kermit and we know it!

(Inspired by a scene from the British sci-fi comedy "Red Dwarf", where Lister and Cat have been watching old TV shows far out in deep space.)

A possible furry conversation


28 February 2017 at 00:43:11 MST

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    I take it you missed the more recent series: Kermit and Miss Piggy are divorced.

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      When you're the last human three million years from Earth on a mining ship, with only a hologram of your dead bunkmate, a creature descended from the ship's cat, a cleaning-obsessed mechanoid and a ship's computer with the IQ of 12,000 P.E. teachers that still has to take its metaphorical shoes and socks off to count to twenty for company... one tends to lag a bit on current events :-)