Did you ever see the Muppets?
Do you think Miss Piggy's sexy?
Maybe I've been in furry fandom for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
I think in all probability, Miss Piggy is the most desirable anthro female who ever lived.
That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
What do you think of Lola?
Lola Bunny? Well, I would do Lola... but I'd still be thinkin' of Miss Piggy.
This is stupid. Why are we talking about sleeping with Miss Piggy?
You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
... She'll never cheat on Kermit and we know it!
(Inspired by a scene from the British sci-fi comedy "Red Dwarf", where Lister and Cat have been watching old TV shows far out in deep space.)