X-posted from my FA [ http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thewintersoldier/ ]

I'm back... sorta. Finally got my brain out of the blender, so to speak. I have left a lot of fucked up shit behind me, so please, leave it there if you knew me way back when.

I am getting back into drawing, so no commissions. If I fancy an idea, or the muse clubs me over the head with a mallet, maybe I'll take a request. Again, I've been out of the game for 3 years. The condition of my hands pretty much guarantees that I'm not going to be able to crank out art like I used to.

I am engaged, so don't be creepy. A character is a character is a character. So please don't cross IC and OOC with me. I love a good roleplay, but when someone flips their shit over a storyline or when I won't draw art for them... then BOOM - Blocked!

I have a lot less tolerance for bullshit than I used to.

So what did I accomplish in the three years I was gone?

I did Executive protection for High Level Foreign Dignitaries (Royalty).
I interviewed Richard Kruspe (Rammstein/Emigrate) ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I got engaged to someone who treats me like I am the moon and stars.
I got to swim with Stingrays and it was amazing.
I PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS.

So yeah, Huzzahs are in order.

Only one person holds the trigger phrase and he ain't talking.