I remember when onions were still considered cool. I actually liked onions before they were cool. This is why it's pissing me the fuck off that I can't find a good recipe for caramelizing onions. Every fucking one demands some sort of shit to be added like wine or stock. Is there any fucking caramelized onion recipe out there that is just...y'know...ONIONS?
Okay yes, I can deal with oil and salt, I mean those are just y'know, things you always use, but for Christ's sake give me one single recipe that doesn't need fucking wine or stock. Do you even WANT it to taste of onions?! Just fucking GIVE ME GODDAMNED ONIONS. Show me how to caramelize onions. I keep screwing it up and I have no idea what I am doing wrong because every single fucker out there has their own opinion on how to properly caramelize onions.
This is just another example of people wanting to be fucking cool on the Internet and pretending they're all Gordon fucking Ramsay and posting needlessly fancied-up recipes. It's like, the more ingredients I use, the more hardcore a cook I am.
FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!!!
I remember the good old days where there was no such thing as fucking bouillon cubes and ready stock you could get and all that kind of shit. Back when I was a kid in the days after the collapse of the Soviet Union we didn't have all this fancy modern shit.
Just had to get that off my chest.