So, I stepped onto the scale for the first time in a few weeks...and I honestly do NOT believe the number I saw.

259.4

Don't believe it. Nope. Nopenopenope.

Don't get me wrong: it's nice to see a number that low (lowest I have been in well over a year)...but I physically don't feel it.

shrugs

Maybe I buggered the scale or something.