Q: How are you getting there?
A: Corporate car, It's dangerous to answer emails while driving

Q: Who do I address you as?
A: Mr. Quoth, but you can call me Mr. Quoth

Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough to be your boss and tell you you've been on break for 16.5 minutes...

Q: Where are you staying?
A: Presidential Suite of course!

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: I work from 11:30 to 11:45 most days, but I am usually on business trips...

Q: Who will you be hanging with?
A: The boss does not hang... rather, he creates synergy!

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: No one, it's lonely at the top... with all of my money...

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Making sure all good employees are doing their job, checking in on T.P. S. Reports

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Only liquid diets for me... those shakes and diet cola does wonders for my figure!

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Ignore the loud thumping music coming from my suite...

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: It is always highly encouraged to buy the head man a drink or two...

Q: What is your gender?
A: In charge, that's my gender!

Q: How tall are you?
A: Depends upon how the light is hitting me that day...

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Only if it is work related! Need to make those deadlines!

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Fur The 'More"

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: This will be my fourth FTM.

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I'm a bird... why do I need fur?

Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Have to contact HR on that...

Q: How can I find you?
A: You won't. You should be paying attention to your work!

Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Absolutely! I mean... that is against company policy!

Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Trying to take pictures of official documents?!? My office now!

Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: My badge is specifically for myself and the secret candy room on the third floor!

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: Mostly selling stocks and bonds... got to afford the third mansion somehow!

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Do I look like a charity case? If you want a charity case, go to www.frisks.org !

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Profit, profit, PROFIT! OH... and to have a good time... I guess...

Q: Anything else I need to know?
A: Remember, dress for the job you want, and not the job you have... So I expect all of you in your business best! And I will need you to come in on Sunday as well!