Valentines Day, while popularly celebrated, is also a popular source of grump. Something about it just takes people who are already lonely, even if just mildly lonely, and makes them all depressed and disgruntled.

Laughter is the best medicine, so let's cook up some chicken soup for the butthurt soul! Here's what we do:

I want you to rant.
Yes, rant. Spill your guts, your vitrol about this most polarizing of minor holidays. You can do it in character with your favorite character, if you have no beef if your own. Get salty. Get crusty. Get bitter. But most of all get funny!

The most ammusing rant will be chosen by me at the the stroke of midnight on Monday night. The winner will get a free creative freedom take-it-as-it-comes speedpaint of their character with a sour candy heart to express their malcontent.