Meet Heidi! Heidi is a clone used mostly by the PRIME FOX SOCIETY. She is cheap and easy to make, making her a perfect lab rat and somewhat acceptable guard. And more importantly, inflation and expansion bait.

She was originally a carbon copy of Heidi from the Bighorse sequence http://cerine.macrophile.com/art/bighorse/heidi3.jpg

But they also make some money on the side selling her to villains who need cheap warm bodies as henchmen.

As such, Heidi is extremely loyal and eager to please, bright and bubbly and often very happy. She thinks the causes she has been cloned for are the best and brightest future for everyone! Heroes often feel somewhat bad taking them down until they start firing.

Heidi's aren't entirely a blank slate, they are loyal, eager to please, exciteable, generally happy, and universally bad at almost everything. She doesn't really have any likes or dislikes, instead usually mirroring whatever cause she's working for.

Heroes will sometimes liberate her out of kindness, but she usually requires full time watching until she can be taught not to burn the house down.

Powers include:
Getting defeated by a pickle jar.
No real skills.
Supreme loyalty.
Looking great in a bikini.
Bad german accent
Not actually knowing German but not being aware of it.
Encyclopedic knowledge of sausage.
Ability to drink a lot of beer!
A suspicious tendency to trigger inflation/food-related traps.
A suspicious tendency to trigger lethal traps.

By jaeh

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