Aloysius is a Genius (Mad Scientist) obsessed with coffee. He has put his blood, sweat, tears, and quite literally everything else into this dream. Having cultivated a mania-dependent seedling, he decided that the only surefire way to constantly monitor its growth was to re-pot it.

Inside his own body.

It saps nourishment and water from his bloodstream, and in return, provides him with a steady supply of caffeine. It grows mature pods daily, enough each day for him to roast and enjoy a cup of fresh coffee. He does not often discuss the downsides of this. He needs to water it and provide it with a few hours in the sun or under a solar lamp every day. If he doesn’t, it will not release caffeine or grow pods, giving him caffeine withdrawals. Also, though he refers to the plant as “my little friend,” it is parasitic in nature. If he does not clip it back every day, it will continue to grow, with no regard whatsoever for his health.

He also talks a mile a minute, and should not be played without a cup or two of coffee in your own system.