GOD I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS DESIGN.

LISTEN UP YOU CRETINS! This is Oliver (maybe named after Oliver Thredson, maybe not) he's a super serious detached bachelor. He doesn't have a lot of time for fucking around.

He's a Canaan dog/German shepherd mix, he's cute as hell and he knows it.
He loves wearing formal attire
He's totally self-centered and doesn't trust anyone.
When he gets excited his tail curls up over his back like a husky.
He is ALWAYS a top, he prefers men, but girls are nice too.
He hates being called a mutt, and will kick anyone's ass if he hears it.
His sex drive is through the roof. Woof.
He only accepts one night stands. Relationships aren't his thing.
He has a bad habit of sleeping for 12+ hours at a time.
He loves cooking, fine dining, horror movies, blondes, BDSM, and sex.
He hates punk music, Greek food, return "customers", and wasting time.

Feel free to note me and discuss hookups! The more the merrier.

Art and design by the ever wonderful eisenheim