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YENADUDEBROGUYCHAN 2: FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES by Heifer

YENADUDEBROGUYCHAN 2: FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

Heifer

Name:
YENADUDEBROGUYCHAN 2: FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES
Age:
pretty old
Gender:
N/A
Height:
Ranges from 12-15 feet on average, depends how humid it is out
Weight:
Lighter than you think, but heavier than you expect
Species:
golem

I guess the only things of note would beeeee:

-is a big stupid nerdbaby
-made of chocolate, basically just a sentient golem
-is naturally a liquid
-if it gets too hot then holding any shape is hard as hell
-can take whatever shape you need really
-dont really sleep, just kind of retreat into whatever container (or person) to rest for a while
-alternatively only need to be "fed" a lot of mass (doesnt matter what, can "eat" anything)
-is pretty much a giant parasite and will alter any host to suit its needs
-obviously a lot of contact tf into random things happens to everyone duh
-it wears off after a while anyway
-dont get assimilated like a big dumb nerd anyway
-smells like a bakery
-can totally change colours, but come on, maintaining colours is hard
-Eating is addictive and has hypnotic (and generally enjoyable) qualities
-Scent (or breath, in this case, more of a smoke really), has very strong enticing fumes
-doesnt actually have a gender, but can easily switch to whatever makes you more comfortable
-dont actually have a name either for that matter, but everyone just calls me heifer so I roll with it
-will send you into diabetic shock probably
-dont eat that

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