Basil Jaques
24
Badger
Bisexual
Lives with Suzie, Thea and Clyde. Although he may look sophisticated, Basil is actually a huge jerk. His handsome looks and cool demeanour lures people close where his egotistical attitude then becomes apparent. Despite coming from a poor family and dropping out of university he has a severe case of unwarranted self-importance. He'll blow off steam playing golf. He hates drinking because he can't handle his alchohol and becomes a terribly vulnerable idiot when drunk (now's your change to draw dicks on his face!). His bad habits also extend to smoking. He is, however, an excellent cook.

He works as a desk jockey for some successful business, but no-one really cares or talks about it, despite him being the biggest money-earner of the lot. When his boss isn't harassing him he spends his time playing Solitaire on his computer.