Name: Lazarus
Species: Cleffa
Level: 1
Gender: Male
Nature: Rash
Lazarus is a young and mighty Pokemon. A stunning example of the Cleffa species. Upon seeing his visage trainers have been known to fall to their knees and weep before him. Stories tell of centuries past, of young mothers who would sacrifice their newborns in a ritual of appeasement to quell his vengeful spirit. His mighty attacks have been known to rend the land asunder (where women glow and men plunder) not unlike the Earth's very tectonic plates themselves. In an unpredictable future only one thing can be certain; Lazarus will be there, and he is unhappy.
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thatlittlegoblin
oh my god xD