"I don't want excuses, I want entrees!"
"Permission to speak frankly, m'lady?"
"Permission to go fffffff.... rrrrgh. Spit it out, what is it?
"It's traditional to use a gingerbread house to entice them in first."
"This is a freakin' gingerbread castle! It should be full of stupid, delicious gluttons by now!"
"Well, m'lady, it's just that it's a little ... imposing."
"Yeah, it's freakin' huge. They can see us from the next county, it's great."
"Ahem, yes, but ... it doesn't have that sort of ... coziness that people look for."
"Of course it's not cozy! It's awesome!"
"Awe doesn't lure them in, m'lady."
"I'll fill you full of awe!"
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