*"Some conditions apply. Payment required in beer."
For context, last Valentine's Day I drew myself holding a similar signboard offering free hugs and kisses (though the kisses part had an asterisk indicating those cost $5 cause I'm not a chump). Of course, being the faithful monogamist that I am, I won't offer kisses this year, but I'd be cruel if I didn't at least give hugs to the lonely. ^^
The comparison is here: themisterwil.tumblr.com/post/1…