They tell me these things over and over again like they have for the past 7 years.

Criticism is something they get pissy over, they call me un-christian when I leverage righteous indignation against them, they think I'm kidding when I'm not. The worst part? They have said the exact same thing in an unending crusade to cuss me off the internet. Frankly, my dears, I don't give a damn.

Someone has to stand up for those under oppression. Someone has to be the nice guy. That is my job and I ain't giving it up. You hate me with every fiber of your being, but I'm going to stand my ground and keep creating media to counteract every evil deed you commit.

If you think it's bad now? Just wait until I turn 40.