Despite our best efforts over the past few weeks, we have failed to find any remotely effective methods to inhibit the spiralling weight gain of our captive slaughterdragon. We have now reached something of a breaking point, with the specimen having become so colossally obese that she is quite literally outgrowing her enclosure. A space intended to provide her with enough room to exhibit natural, active behaviours is now insufficient to even contain her bulk, and I feel that this is the point at which we must admit defeat.

A number of proposals have been put forward for remodelling the exhibit into something more suited to its inhabitant's current state of disproportionate corpulence. However, it seems likely that in the long run she would grow too fat to be contained even within an considerably expanded enclosure. On this basis, the most prudent course of action at this stage is undoubtedly to bring an end to this unsuccessful attempt to keep a slaughterdragon in captivity.

Art by Plaxtons-galaxy on Furaffinity.