Consumes a Very Large Amount of Eggnog, Resulting in a Greatly Distended Stomach (Includes Christmas/Festive Themes)."
What a good n' descriptive title, yeah? I was gonna try and finish this up today, but I'm gonna be busy tonight so you'll have to settle for the 'sketch' version. I get the feeling that folks won't mind it too much though.
(In case you can't read it, he's saying: 'This nog-of-egg is quite a tasty treat!')