The descriptions below for each picture go from left to right and top to bottom like you're reading a book. Rated Moderate for alcohol and nudity (though no genitals are shown).

Art by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/justjim

"Dang polecat done skunked me again. Ain't my fault he got a hair trigger."

"God lord, the air began to worsen. Got that stink on his person. He ... um, how's the line go again? Uh, something, something, skunked hound blues!"

"So, he forgot his belt, right? So when he walks into the store, his britches just drop and he trips falls face first into that pie!"

Sniffs "Phew! Somebody done get skunked!" Squints "Is that ...? Aw, is that Hubert?"

"Now hold up just a minute. This is a misunderstanding. You pull those pants back up, Mephit! Wait, wait, nononono!"

"Dang whippersnappers and their slingshots."

Coughs and sputters "I got skunked!"

"The second best thing you can do when a skunk's got his tail up is to grab him by the tail and hoist him up. The best thing you can do and get somebody else to do that for you."

"Hubert! Come join your Vernon Grunkle in the celebratations!"

Snores and scratches himself

"Blasted polecats and their stink sacs. Skunked up my good shirt. Probably won't get a date for another couple weeks." Sniffs and wrinkles his nose "Three weeks."