Pirate Adventurer Tip #19
Much like the "don't eat anything bigger than your own head" rule, it's highly recommended that you don't cook anything much bigger than yourself; especially if the thing you're trying to cook, doesn't want to be cooked.
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Now I'm reminded of that crab from that old movie, "The Lost World".