Undawarez

"There’s a lot of fun in this sorta ‘devious activity.’ Nothin’ feels quite as good as doing a Flying Kite over a bunch of ignorant dopes who are too busy being menaced by your presence to notice your lack of attire."

"I…I see."

"But it’s not really easy, so here’s a couple pro tips for you. One: Make sure your gang knows. It gets all dumbass, pervy drama out of the way. No secrets. Two: Take it slow. If you find yourself in a situation where it feels uncomfortable, keep ‘em on. There’s nobody who’s gonna judge you for doin’ that. Three: Maintenance. The whole point is that somebody might see all you got to give, so at least make yourself presentable."

"You’ve been doing this for a long time, haven’t you."

"You know it."

Now for something a little goofier. Like Watabax with Beat, Greendy reminds me a lot of Gum, so I drew a thing. In my brain, Gum is one of those sly exhibitionist types who doesn’t wear the undawarez in public, so she’s passing her experience on to her potential successor.

Also a Flying Kite, to my knowledge, is a skate trick and not a sex move. I could be wrong. I hope I’m not.