Loosely based off a boy I went to summer camp with back in the 4th grade.

Name: Scott Patterson
Age: 10
Likes: Skulls, Guitar Hero, and anything that is deemed, in his words, "hardcore".
Dislikes: Girls. (They gots the cooties, I guess.)
Tries to be: Badass
Is actually: Trying too hard.
Place of residence: Anna Maria Island, FL.