Ya just couldn't resist, could ya?
Well, that's a shame. Enjoy your new life: once a rat, always a rat.
This dump has always been your home, hasn't it? You've never minded it: you were never one for good hygene, anyway. And at your size, it's practically a mansion to you! And it's yours, all yours.
Speechless? You never were a talker anyway. Don't worry: just go find yourself a snack. You'll eat just about anything-- you've got soooo many options.
Food. Just think about food. You need food. Complex thoughs? Emotions? What even are those? You've never has use for them.
You're just a rat. A dirty, tiny, sniveling little rat. Always have been, always will be.
Run along, now: those garbage can't aren't going to plunder themselves~