It is clear to me that a modern-day Alistair would be swiftly signed by a well-known male modeling agency and marketed precisely as the innocent, adorkable virgin that he is! Of course, there are also murmured rumors of his blood relation to the royal family, if you're the sort to enjoy sordid celebrity gossip~

An Alistair to match the modern!AU Fenris I posted recently! Dapperly-dressed dudes are my fetish, you see. Thinkin' about doing my Mahariel or Zevran next...