Mike Fang used one of his Patreon prizes to get a gift for our friend Sapphire, showing him at the top of his game... the game of 'Stuffing Yourself Like a Cannoli.' Here is his ratty self before the impending soft-serve-fueled explosion that is certain to ruin his dapper formal-wear. Hopefully everyone else in the restaurant brought their rain-slickers and galoshes.

Saph said he wanted to paint the town red that night, but it looks like he settled for painting the buffet instead.