July 31, 2015 at 21:01:48 UTC
Bit of a dumb story I had had on the backburner forever. gdoc here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J-edRW7qJRPZvYpZtmasU6DmKIYyNC_eM12U6gBsAMA/edit?usp=sharing Nothing fancy really, but thanks for reading.