A story I started back in highschool (I wanna say 2006 or 2007), a sort of parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory partly inspired by some college kid my dad caught in the lab wrapping toilet paper around his sandals for "protection," partly by an old little ceaser's commercial ("I'm just a crazy dippin' fool").

I only wrote the first 4 paragraphs in highschool, up to the sentence "Little Lulu Gown was always tolerated, and she would always bite somebody." Then I neglected it for about 13 years, and here it is, the rest of it finished this year. Back then, if I didn't finish something in one sentence, I didn't finish it at all, which is why I'm working on stories more than a decade old. Thankfully, my new writing technique enables me to finish my own stories faster.

As for the thumbnail, the blonde guy is Candylorum.