How do you have a relaxing beach day when you're city-crushing size? You can't visit any of the popular beaches without somebody aiming a tank at you and taking away all the relaxation.

Well, if you're also thick, strong, and fluffy, you can just hit up the arctic. All the water with none of the audience.

Well, not NO audience it seems.

Wanna help rub some lotion in?

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Commission from Apron55
Aria is mine