I want to punch every one of them in the nose. Those who lack noses will be punched in the ears. Those who lack both will get off with a warning this time.
I made this image for winter greeting cards. Unfortunately I knew/know almost nothing about getting them printed and so very few were actually made and distributed, often not until rather late! Ideally that would be someone else's problem, but at some point every problem becomes mine. It is a gift.
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Relaxing Dragon
But if they don't have ears, how can they hear the warning when it's given?
I shall also have to eventually get a stockpile of these for the next Holiday season. Card sending may have struck a blow against you, but I wouldn't mind taking a crack at it.