This nemitz is available for parties, boat shows and dumpster dedications. I tell you this not to aid its career, but merely because I do not desire to be in its presence any longer.

Wal Mart poster lightning effects courtesy of me deciding this picture was "boring" about thirty minutes [before the first time I uploaded it someplace]. The fact that it doesn't match the pencil-mark's grubbiness level in the slightest may just indicate that I am avant-garde ("avant-garde" is, of course, Hungarian for "inattentive and shortsighted").