You know when you drink too much after a day with no food, and end up spending the next two days vomiting violently, not certain whether or not to call an ambulance because certain bodily fluids that usually don't show up in vomit are doing so?

Now imagine running to the toilet and ejecting the water you've drinking just so you have something to jettison, while this incredibly ironic song plays in the other room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcnWysA9gxo

Why can't this moment last forever more, my ass.